midorknob

a nice, funny, smart, and incredibly amazing person. they will always have your back and will never turn on you. the sweetest human being in the universe!!!!!

Drake: Hey man, how was your birthday?

Zach: Awesome! I met a Midorknob.

Drake: Damn! Lucky bastard.

by Heeeeeeey123456789999999999 December 16, 2011

midwesterner loop

Used to describe the back and forth indecisiveness of a group. Often the result midwestern decision makers.

Q: Where should we go to eat? A: I am fine with whatever. A: I am flexible A: I really could eat anything right now. A: Who hasn't picked a place lately, it is their turn to decide. A: Oh come on people, we are falling into a midwesterner loop.

by whitsitt May 28, 2015

mindowed

Having a tiny penis.

Kevin got tired of all the comments about his magnum dong so now he like to pretend he is mindowed.

by KevinsDisciple May 24, 2017

Mrs McDowell

Slutty, but fun and awesome teacher. Laughs alot and thinks that homework should be banned.

I love Mrs McDowell, she's so good with kids!

by duchess713 September 25, 2014

Toxic Midwesterninity

The general aversion of many people from the Midwestern US towards spending time, effort, and especially money on things which could materially improve one's life, which often causes folks to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".

Mr. C, your 60 year old wooden step ladder is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point, especially as you're getting on in years. Perhaps the purchase of a new step ladder is obviously warranted, but Toxic Midwesterninity is keeping you from buying a new one because you already have a "perfectly good" step ladder but really it's clearly dangerous at this point.

by JesusIsMyZoloft January 14, 2022

Midwestern Grand Slam

Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.

Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.

Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.

Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

midwest goodbye

SOME LONG A*S GOODBYE, ISTG IT TAKES A WEEK

Mike: where is john?
Jeremy: he is giving a Midwest goodbye to his family

by Some Italian immigrant December 19, 2021