Midwest

A region in the united states that produces the best paintballers and the best athletes the world has ever seen.

dude those midwest ballers are tha best anyone has ever seen

by woohoo13 April 3, 2009

midgestuite

vertically impaired prostituite or in other words a dwarf hoe

last weekend me an me boys picked up a midgestuite

by MrGinge10 September 22, 2010

Midwestern Valley Girl

An extremely rare and healthy, fashionable, resilient, empathic agriculturer from the Midwest United States. They have powerful voices, love animals, music, art and serenity. A combination of Amy Winehouse and Cher Horowitz, they are impossible to find.

I saw this super hot babe singing karaoke at the club last night, her voice stole my soul. I tried to talk to her but she went away.

She was probably a Midwestern Valley Girl dude, you might never see her again...

by GoodSoup March 19, 2021

Midwesterners

People in the "heartland" area of America who are known for their cultural isolation and close-mindedness. Though they are a hard-working and sharp-minded folk, they have the tendency to look down upon you and derive pleasure from making you feel inadequate and stupid when you have essentially done nothing wrong, but rather merely spoken or acted in a way that is outside their limited, and to an extent ignorant, cultural understanding of the world. Confident and arrogant in their efficient way of life, they shudder when confronted with considerable or subversive cultural elements from outside their known world, and often reject them for the threat they pose to their identity and sense of empowerment.

Have you ever been to Chicago and spoken to Midwesterners? A lot of them are more shockingly ignorant than they may ever realize.

by USeye April 10, 2007

Midwestern soft

Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.

by Midwest roots December 2, 2019

Midgestitute

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

The Harvard of the Midwest

Truman State University

I go to the Harvard of the Midwest.

by Berry MCocner November 16, 2021