micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny

did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis

by purplehatguy July 9, 2022

Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

microprise

A project or undertaking, originally considered to be one that is difficult or requires effort, but is later found to be easy and can be delivered in small deliverables.

Microprise, an enterprise wide solution delivered in individual components.

by mislaid rogue April 12, 2013

Microdenial

The act of denying ones micropenis

Guy: ha you got a smal pipi.
Guy2: nooooooooooo stop ptojecting.
Guy: Hahaha stop the microdenial my boy.
Guy2: stop being a cuck

by Tjash Dolencyevic September 27, 2019

Micropenalized

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.

After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...

by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020

Microfoniscatic

When a microphone meets a cat and the there is a catastrophe with the cat and the microphone messing around in your house and breaks your faviroute vase.

When I walked into my house,it was microfoniscatic

by Toepota June 21, 2023