Carlsbad, New Mexico

1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".

It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.

Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.

2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.

3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.

4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"

1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"

2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"

3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."

4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."

by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014

Mexico City Steamer

The act of stabbing someone, taking their shoes, and leaving a warm burrito on their chest. Commonly practiced in dark alleys and Chinatown.

Man, Nick just got a sweet pair of Nike's when he gave that motherfucker a Mexico City Steamer!

by Z-Money$ November 29, 2009

New Mexico

unbeknown to almost all, it IS part of the United States and has NO affiliation to Mexico other than its name and its large population of Latinos

New Mexican resident: Man, it was a long drive here from New Mexico.

Ignorant American: There's a NEW Mexico?!?!

by eoeth July 23, 2009

mexidon

Some one who is Bozz-eyed

Your a fucking mexidon
"Why do you keep calling me a mexidom"?
Because you have got one eye in Mexborough and the other in Doncaster

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Mexico safe

An attitude or situation that would only meet the minimum safety conditions of the third world. Otherwise, it is considered absolutely unsafe.

Stacking cardboard fifteen feet high off the bed of a pickup truck and driving full speed on the freeway isn't safe, but it's Mexico safe.

Unsupervised children chasing stray dogs through a busy street is Mexico safe.

by Reverend No Dice September 25, 2011

Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

new mexico rodeo

When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo

Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.

by John Trident September 7, 2006