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Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.
Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.
by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009
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metric

1. A system of measurement that makes more sense, is easier to comprehend and is standardized such that it is awesome to use.
2. An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.
by shadowgoat June 22, 2011
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metric

Chill, euphoric, awesome. Better than the usual. Something similar to the feeling of an awesome rave.

Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.
A$AP Rocky: How was that young party last night?

Lil Wayne: Yo dawggg, that shit was metric AF.
by SI4lyfe September 16, 2013
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metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011
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Metric Fuckload

When converted to Imperial equals 16.
Can i have a metric fuckload of barbecue sauce?
by Jayfox July 24, 2010
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Metric Fucktonne

me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.
"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)
by Dumpster.Diva January 26, 2013
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Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010
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