The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.

"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"

by SPage September 6, 2013

The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.

Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"

by CertifiedWordologist April 28, 2021

rhythm method

A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!

Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!

by QuacksO December 29, 2017

Method Trolling

A technique of trolling in which a troll aspires to complete emotional identification with a part, based on the system evolved by Stanislavsky and brought into prominence in the US in the early 2000's. Method trolling was developed in online environments such as YouTube, 4chan, reddit and earlier websites such as Newgrounds and Funnyjunk. Though the terminology itself was first coined in a set of steam messages on September 18, 2020 by online user Hobo (vista california).

"just make yourself really believe that I'm moving in next week even though i'm not and act how you would if i really was. method trolling"

by WeepingMushroom September 18, 2020

strawman method

keep just bringing up different random arguments that are way easier to argue about, because you know more about them

person 1: the letter h is better because it is harder to break

person 2: h causes extra weight which means less efficiency and reliability, it is also less aerodynamic

person 1: this isn't F1 stop using the strawman method

by h_lover28 January 20, 2022

The Dunnikov Method

1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.

(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.

2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.

1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."

"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."

(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."

2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."

by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013

The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.

Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.

by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022