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Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!
by Woocon June 2, 2022
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metamorphmagus

A type of being in Harry Potter (shown especially in the fifth book, 'Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix')who can change body parts to resemble one animal or another. If you can remember the new character showcased in this book, Tonks, is a metamorphmagus.
The metamorphmagus' nose changed from a pigs to a ducks, back and forth, amazing the two little girls.
by KagomeResurrected December 18, 2005
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Metabitching

My sister will never stop metabitching about that bitch Caroline who was all "you should never wear that shirt again."
by arudnoh August 7, 2011
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Megamind

When you're fucking a girl and you're about to cum so you turn her around and jam the tip of your cock in her nose and blow your load. thus recreating the final scene of megamind.
Guy 1: so i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i got the weird urge to tunr her around and cum in her nose.

Guy 2: so you megaminded her?
by macmnd January 8, 2018
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melamine

Stuff found in crappy appartment kitchens all over North America. It's basically an off-white plastic that absorbs crap like cigarette smoke like nuts and turns yellow. Popular in the 80's, god knows why. God knows why most things in the 80's were popular.
If you have melamine, do yourself the favor of either removing it or setting your house on fire.
"Shit man...we're paying 800 bucks a month for THIS melamine crap?"
by Panjandrum September 10, 2005
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metalica

first off metallica is the right way to spell it which is strange because theres actually more under metalica than metallica. strange

besides that metallica is an awsome metal band that started in the 80s

Lead singer/rythem guitar:James hedfield
Lead guitar:kurk hammett
Drummer: Lars Ulrich
Bass: Mike Inez
Its Metallica not Metalica Moron
by Justin April 18, 2005
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metahipster

(n.) hipsters too hipster to actually to be hipsters themselves.
Metahipster: "I'm too hipster for skinny jeans and Grizzly Bear."
by halveraptor November 6, 2009
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