Merp

The act of being sad

I miss my beautiful girlfriend. Merp.

by The Nicky June 11, 2015

mee-mers

Anything of or pertaining to sleepy-time.

For example.

"It's mee-mers."

"Time for mee-mers."

"Let's go mee-mers."

"Whatcha doin'? Mee-mers." (goes back to sleep)

by Meem-turtle November 29, 2010

mersadez

The girl that is smart pretty and sweet

The girls who makes your heart jump

The girl you need forever
When she leaves your heart breaks

Mersadez is the girl i need

by Mr. Steal_your_girl1234 December 8, 2016

Meepsheep

Meepsheep is a sysop on Encyclopedia Dramatica. While he claims to be a troll, his constant time on Wikifur and Flayrah, and his animal avatar proves he is a closet-furry.

Meepsheep: Yiff in hell furfags! *faps desperately to sheep cunts as he tries to avoid the flames*

by Equivamp July 1, 2011

Merp Out

To pass out on the couch after a long day of drinking magnums of red wine.

I can't wait to get a magnum of Rex Goliath and merp out tonight.

by Silkyjohnson January 19, 2014

Merissa

A beautiful woman, most likely has Lebanese in her family. People named Merissa will typically be very smart and have a mysterious personality, that you have to fall in love with to understand. In most cases Merissa will end up marrying a Jeremy.

Me: Wow, who bought that new house?
Friend: Idk, they must be very successful in life!
Me: Had to be someone named Merissa then.
Friend: True!!

by Sugafree95 August 26, 2021

merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

by Kelsey and Bobby -------son March 24, 2008