New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019

morning person

Someone who find it easy to get up in the mornings and is most awake around this time. becomes tired in the late evenings. (see night person for oppisite.)

'what time did you get up today?'
'i was up at 6'
'why so early'
'bevcaus eim a morning person and am most awake then'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

by Ducez March 31, 2012

morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.

Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

by calaburrito July 10, 2009

Morning face

That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.

My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.

(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)

by Vixter Frerard March 14, 2014

purpose of meaning

Phrase used in Dexters Laboratory.
Purpose of meaning is not known to any human except Dee Dee. She explained it to Einstein and that has driven Dexter mad.

Dexter: what is the purpose of meaning?
Dee Dee (while writing complex equations) : easy, easy, easy, easy!!!

by oyak May 10, 2009