When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.
Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.
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by vonorimjob December 20, 2008
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A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
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Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
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That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.
by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010
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The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
by HerPetKha December 19, 2013
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