Dirty Meribel

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.

I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.

by RareBearU June 21, 2020

ping merchant

A person whose sole basis of winning is dependent on their superior internet connection. Lacking any real skill in the game, simply relying on Ethernet connection to win.

Wow I can’t take Chauncey’s wall ever! He really is a ping merchant!

Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!

by get_got February 15, 2022

checkdown merchant

A quarterback that has a tendency to only hand out checkdown throws (quick, short passes to open receivers). Good defining characteristics are typically either averaging less than ten yards per completed pass, or 3-6 air yards per attempt.

Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!

Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.

by Brok With No C January 21, 2023

Urban Dictionary Merchandise

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.

You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
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by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

Mariha

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. She has the kind of love that could drop you to your knees in a heartbeat. A girl that puts the smile on your face, the laughter in your soul, the pulse in your heart, the air in your lungs, and the step in your walk. The type to make you wanna do anything just to see her smile. And when you finally have her, its instant love and wedding bells.

Mariha is the girl of my dreams, I'm gonna marry her one day

by cuddlebug4 December 28, 2011

merhan

The sound produced by testicles slapping against buttocks during sexual intercourse.

The walls in our apartment are so thin that the merhan coming from my roommates room has been keeping me up at night.

by guy deboard September 16, 2009

Merchants Guild

The undeterredcultists, following the lectures of the deity called "SsethTzeentach". It will grow by time and ruin the world economy by donating every bit of money to their divine lord.

A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild...

by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021