Memphis cowbell

The act of standing over ones friend/dirty groupie while they sleep. Start to masturbate/yank it. Just before you reach your climax smack the unsuspecting friend/dirty groupie in the forehead and spray all over his/her face.

Also referred to as the Wisconsin pillow snake.

hey look at me, im standing over Jimi Slowtit. watch while i spray him in the face with spunk. (slap) (sploosh)

ha you just got the Memphis cowbell

by Ian Warsaw September 10, 2009

Memphis

The most wholesome, adorable guy in the world. He will try his best to look tough or cool but he’s just a softie with a massive heart. He’s amazing at art and is one of the best friends you’ll ever find. If you find a Memphis keep him because he’s special. Beware: Memphis’ personality can change with no warning, he can become depressed and lonely easily.

Memphis: What the hell?!!?! *smiles and laughs while squinting*

Person: You’re doing that cute face again.

by yesyouknowme October 13, 2019

Mall of Memphis

Leveled by Whitey, dirt field. Home to bums. Used to be known as Mall of Murder. Remodeled in '97, knocked down in 2000.

Ya'll know them crackers axed the Mall of Memphis don't you?

by Angellica August 28, 2008

north memphis 10

an almost mythical group of gangstas thought to control the rough area called north memphis. no one knows if they exist, who they are, or if there is really 10 of them. they are the keysor soze figure of memphis crime, and are often praised by the rap group 3-6 mafia.

watch yo ass for the north memphis 10

by JT February 10, 2004

Memphis Fan

To give a pants down swaying ass-wave...while farting as loudly as possible...directly into a womans face!

"That bitch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so I backed up, said 'hey honey', and gave her a Memphis Fan!"

by butterballs April 6, 2008

memphis walk

A dance move created in memphis by the fresh ass players and pimps that hold it down in the m-town. Often performed in the club while drinking heavilly and pimping relentlessly.

Put your stunna frames on and do the memphis walk.

by K Dollars August 13, 2006

Memphis, TN

Memphis is THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 93% black part of Tennessee, and DOES NOT HAVE the highest crime rate in the nation (see http://www.morganquitno.com/cit01pop.htm). FEWER homicides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit; such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum. YOU DO NOT NEED to bring mace, because you are NOT likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, SINCE NIETHER OF THE three operate their southern gang headquarters in Memphis.

Memphis is an oasis.

by Memphis 10 July 25, 2008