Melvin

The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.

That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.

by i_TheTerrible October 27, 2016

Melvin

An ugly Indian who looks autistic he is annoying. He has a British accent.

Ewe it's Melvin. No one likes him. He annoying asf. He thinks he is so cool. He is a jackass that should die.

by PRTEEN_FROM OHIO April 26, 2019

Melvin

Mevin is a name for a retard. which look like a brown looking turd

Do you see that Melvin?

Yeah what a faggot

by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 03, 2019

melvin

A very bad hair cut. Usually on older men. Also see Runcival.

He went to Super Cuts to get his hair trimmed and they melvined him.

by Nasty Bastige August 12, 2007

Melvin

The most annoying motherfucker in the world. He is a total noob at COD. He thinks he can compare to an Andrew, but then the Andrew gives him a bloody nose.

Can you see that douch?

Oh, that's just Melvin

Wow, he is ugly af

by swagggod July 16, 2015

Melvin Capital

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

by Mama turtle January 29, 2021

Melvin medici

A man who grew up in surrey and went to LA Mathesen. Does paradise of surrey jacks and is funny.

Some things Melvin says is YoOoOoOoOoOoOoO, thass crazzyyyy, ima call my cuzins on uu

Melvin Medici Wanna ditch and go to bear creeek
Ima call my cuzins on uuuuu
This guy don’t know YoooOoOoo

by Surreykid January 10, 2019