mocking your member

to jack off. your "mocking your member" because your tugging on your own weiner, as to say "haha you can't get any!"

I called you three times! Why didn't you answer? Were you mocking your member again?

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Angies List Member

An idiot with a kindergarten comprehension level, who cannot understand simple concepts like Auto-Renewal, Feedback looping, or Contact Numbers. Someone who joins Angies List, and then doesn't understand that it is an online bulletin board and then proceeds to get mad at the company for the feedback content on the site.

As and Angies List Member, my signing up and giving you my credit card number means I wont need to pay, don't have to contribute, and I'll be left alone, right?!?! If not, I'll yell at you because I'm a derp who isn't satisfied with my life, and only has a first grade comprehension level!

by Kalthian November 27, 2012

Bmx gang member

Made up of high school losers stuck in there emo faze. Usually can’t have a commited relationship, most likely works at McDonald’s and bums cigs off of teens that come in. Rides their bmx bike in the winter saying that its cool

Dude1: Have you seen those bmx gang members?
Dude2: Yeah, one at McDonald’s trued to bum cigs off me

by Mlgquickscopingwarrior69 November 29, 2017

country member

One who resides in the country and is somewhat objectionable.

Stuart "He's a Country Member.", Sarah, "Yes I remember"

by Matt The Vocal April 4, 2008

Military Member

A person or animal that is associated with being part of the military; especially those in active duty or reserves.

Joseph was angry that his friend was pretending to be a military member.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Discord Member day

The day where Mods have no power and can't warn anybody for the day on April 1

And I can't wait for Discord member day! .

by DarkAbyss2211 December 7, 2020

meepers

A word invoking thoughts of soul fucking, kittens, any verb, or anything making little to no sense. Meepers can replace any word and serve any function in any language. Generally the user is a human serving little to no function in society.

"I meepered her last night."
"I have to change the meepers, they're getting moldy."
"Meepers Meepers Meepers"

by meepers ahoy November 18, 2007