meat

simply a dick

My meat turned purple when I fucked that freshman shawty.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

meat

A noun used to replace such boring words to lighten up a conversation.

1)MOM- The meat looks so big.
lil' jimmy-You bet that meat is big. I have never seen a larger meat rod.

2)PERVERT- Hey baby! let me touch your new meat.
Stripper- These meats cost 25 grand bitch. pay up you meat stroker

by jimmy bean December 23, 2003

Meating

The act of adding meat to a meal that usually contains none.

Damn, this lettuce could really use some meating.

by Igor Berman February 21, 2003

meat

a person that is acting like a dick

your a meat!

by vaguegus February 07, 2004

meat

Meeting someone with the sole intention fucking them.

I so wanna meat Paris Hilton.

by Fred Riahi May 07, 2006

meat

The upper arm fat of an extremely obese person. Hangs down and swings back and forth.

Look at what's her face, she's wearing that short-sleeved shirt again, with her meat hanging out.

by JenThe80'sFan August 31, 2004

meat

The genitals. Can refer to the genitals of either sex.

Do not look at m meat like that.

by Light Joker June 22, 2004