meat

simply a dick

My meat turned purple when I fucked that freshman shawty.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

meat

A noun used to replace such boring words to lighten up a conversation.

1)MOM- The meat looks so big.
lil' jimmy-You bet that meat is big. I have never seen a larger meat rod.

2)PERVERT- Hey baby! let me touch your new meat.
Stripper- These meats cost 25 grand bitch. pay up you meat stroker

by jimmy bean December 22, 2003

Meating

The act of adding meat to a meal that usually contains none.

Damn, this lettuce could really use some meating.

by Igor Berman February 21, 2003

meat

a person that is acting like a dick

your a meat!

by vaguegus February 7, 2004

meat

The upper arm fat of an extremely obese person. Hangs down and swings back and forth.

Look at what's her face, she's wearing that short-sleeved shirt again, with her meat hanging out.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

meat

Meeting someone with the sole intention fucking them.

I so wanna meat Paris Hilton.

by Fred Riahi May 16, 2006

meat

The genitals. Can refer to the genitals of either sex.

Do not look at m meat like that.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004