Marfokker

Substitute word for Motherfucker. It gets by a lot of internet filters that an employer might find offensive.

That Algebra test was a marfokker! This weed is a marfokker!
That duck got up and just flew away after I shot him twice - that's one tuff marfokker!

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2011

Marf Weasel

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"

"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!

by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

marfleflarf!

A slang term for motherfucker

As he stubbed his toe on a table he yelled marfleflarf! in pain

by TokFox January 3, 2016

marf

verb - to throw up in your mouth a little bit

Jack: Check it out! I mixed milk and applesauce!
Jill: Ugh... I just marfed...

Some of the definitions in the Urban Dictionary make me marf.

by Alsharad October 27, 2017

Marffa

A Marffa is one of the most sacarstic, energetic, loving, caring, mature people you will ever meet. A marffa knows just how to make you smile, and will always make sure your in a good mood. A marffa is responsible, but loves to fool around. She has a great sense of style, and an attractive energy. A marffa will be your best friend, but it is hard for her to take things seriously sometimes. She is also very awkward with boys, but once you get to know her, she'll be youf hand go hold, your shoulder to cry on, and your best friend.

That meme reminds me of marffa

by Marffa March 6, 2019

Marf

For when someone says something through text and you want to convey laughter. An alternative to "LMFAO" or "lol"

Friend: *something funny*
Me: Marf

by ElBarden January 31, 2020

MARF

MARF: (Noun, Abbreviation) mahr-f: A derogatory term employed to describe those engaging in outdoor recreational activities in a manner inconsistent with experienced hobbyists, especially while doing so with self-promotional motives. A memetic epithetical acronym abbreviating 'Mis-Adventurous Recreational Fuckery.'

The MARF was gored by a bison attempting to take a selfie while disregarding established wildlife viewing protocols.

by itsme_101 December 12, 2020