Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Mason Meme

A stale, dead, old, meme

Stop sending me Mason Memes! They're so old, I've already seen them!

by fureverem March 3, 2017

miranda mason

a 17 almost 18 year old woman who doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone and loves the word periodt !

boy: “is that MIRANDA MASON?”
boy 2: yep. that’s the badass miranda ;)

by svftmason October 15, 2019

Mayonnaise Maggot

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

by IBTAL May 8, 2020

Dirty Mason

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets

Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason

by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.

Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.

by Tacocatss June 14, 2015

Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.

"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."

by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011