Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

by timber12 November 1, 2010

noah scented mayo

Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!

“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige

by dolphin boi 69 February 18, 2021

Cinco de Mayo

A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.

It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.

General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.

by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022

Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

Instant Mayo Panties

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.

Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.

by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009

Mayday Parade

A punk/emo band which hails from Tallahassee, Florida. They currently have one full length album to date('A Lesson In Romantics') and one EP ('Tales Told By Dead Friends'). They have a disticnt sound which is created by the two lead vocalists: Derek Sanders & Jeremy Lenzo.

Mayday Parade Are:

Derek Sanders - Vocals
Jeremy Lenzo - Bass/Vocals
Alex Garcia - Guitar
Brooks Betts - Guitar
Jake Bundrick - Drums/Vocals

Mayday Parade is currently signed to Fearless Records

by Katelyn Ross February 3, 2008

stinko de mayo

1.A day in celebration of the pungent smell in a dorm room of left over nachos, sour cream, corona, and cuervo gold all with the lingering stench of puke, mexican style.

"Happy stinko de mayo, buuuuuuuuick!!"

by Big E April 1, 2004