matoni

He is the best. He is really strong and has an irrisistable charm.

Matoni is the best

by Hfifividjjs January 30, 2017

Matron-of-Dishonor

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.

"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "

by Scribester March 10, 2018

Manpon

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.

Don’t be a fucking manpon

by The real manpon April 22, 2019

Manpon

A foam attachments for a barbell or a piece of exercise equipment that protects a persons back when lifting weights. This is used when someone can not handle the pressure from the weight.

When Chad and Brad load 145 lbs on the bar for a back squat, they must first locate the Manpon to install on the barbell to protective their fragile backs from the bar.

by Urbologist July 30, 2019

Manpon

A ballsack shaped pad made for soaking up all sweat when ur sweating ur balls off

Mrs. Teacher, I need a manpon

by Ethan.tha.great August 3, 2019

Mation

A UK subculture from the earl 2000s Yorkshire, UK. Activities included smoking shotties, listening to metal/techno and playing doom.

Those mations are a bunch of freaks.

by brigany fink March 26, 2020

Maton

A definition of being a fuck head and always wanting to prove someone wrong.

Me: hey I have read this article on how to get better at reading...

Someone: Oh yeah? What is it?

Me: O_O, What is your name?

Someone: Maton?

Me: *knocks him out*

by NutBeenCanceled November 3, 2020