An absolute chad, that's a matias
by Random perdón 19273 November 23, 2021
Get the Matias mug.A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.
Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
by Fine Editor November 23, 2021
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Get the Matias mug.A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible
by stubaOG January 25, 2022
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Big dick, Great taste in music and pretty decent at gaming, he gets all the chicks and is just the biggest CHAD ever
Big dick, Great taste in music and pretty decent at gaming, he gets all the chicks and is just the biggest CHAD ever
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Matias go get some bitches
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