My name is mason so I guess I’m funny but I’m ugly and stuff I’m really not popular or anything I just wish I had more friends I hope you guys have a good day
by Masonisugly September 23, 2019
Get the Masonmug. A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.
by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019
Get the Masonmug. A gay faggot who is annoying as fuck and won’t ever shut up no matter how many times you tell him to.
“MASON SHUT THE FUCK UP!” - Callum
by spoopypotatoes December 30, 2019
Get the Masonmug. rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.
dingus.
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by kortnisinkships December 8, 2014
Get the Masonmug. a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo
by vedcon May 20, 2020
Get the Masonmug. 1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012
Get the Masonmug. Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
Get the Masonmug.