A friend of mine, whose name does not exist.

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A friend of mine, who does not even exist.
A: Hey, do you know Markos?
B: What is Markos?
C: Who is Markos?
Markos: f*ck yall!
by effpeeare November 24, 2021
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WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER. MEAN TO HIS WIFE. ABUSIVE. YELLS AT EVERYONE. CAN GO DIE.
Bob: my dads a marko
Bill: im sorry to hear that, he must be a real pain in the ass
by Joetookthekids March 22, 2022
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Marko is a word oftenly used for having a greekgod body. Marko translates to goat, which means greatest of all time.
I am a Marko. I am a goat.
I have the body of a Marko. I have a greekgod like body
by Daymond Jhonson November 22, 2021
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A Marko is a sweet, funny, smart and caring friend.
He's really good at maths and science and is always patient with you when you need help with things you don't understand. If you ever get the chance to bag yourself a Marko go for it because he truely is one of a kind.
Person 1: Who's that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh thats Marko, go talk to him, he's such a dear.
by UrMoM Ian November 26, 2022
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Best looking guy in the world Egyptian prince and tall black hair nice tanned body big feet
That guy looks like a Markos i want to date him
by PrinceMarkos May 4, 2021
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Koji je ovaj Marko tata ju e na
Kakva paralela Mare je tata
by Marop November 22, 2021
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a guy with the biggest toe you'll ever seen
but he is extra cute
Guy 1: Have you seen that toe?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's normal for Marko
by childofburningtime November 20, 2021
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