machosexual

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.

Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.

by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012

Macksexual

A thicc boi who is neither mans nor wahmens and is unusually bad at most things. Is a level 98 wahmen respector and is extremely spasmoidal. Does not enjoy physical activities

"Actually I am a Macksexual thank you very much"

by 0of Lord August 9, 2018

Maskosexual

Someone who wears a mask to hide their obvious homosexuality

Look at that maskosexual, prolly still got cum on da front

by Fursey O'Veebee July 9, 2020

MarkSexual

when you have a crush on Markai//Mark (the name or the person it doesn't matter)

H: I'm just fan of Markai,stop,how shitty
Markai: **writes H in his server for error**
H: Oh well actually i am MarkSexual :0👌

by 00xbender September 3, 2020

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

Marysexual

A person who is attracted to Mary Saotome from kakegurui

-Hey,have you seen how saotome looks?
-yes bro shes hot af,Im marysexual

by Kakegurui sexual facts December 2, 2020

Marysexual

Mary sexual is when someone have crush on mary saotome from kakegurui

Im watching kakegurui and im inlove wiyh mary
Youre Marysexual

by Kakegurui sexual facts December 2, 2020