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Manhattan Beach Handshake 

A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.
As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.
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manhattan beach 

Rich neighborhood in Sheepshead Bay. It is essentially filled with people that should and would live in Long Island, but have obligations that force them to live in Brooklyn. Due to most of them being rich they were able to get the NYC Government to forbid parking in their neighborhood from the beggining of spring to the middle of fall. Since most of the houses there are not large (even though most of them are 900k and up) many of the residents turn to other ways to display their wealth through their house. Its common place to find entire houses made of 2 thousand dollar windows, enormouse gardens, multiple Mercedes parked in the driveway and other cheesy things. If it were not for Kingsborough Community College and the Beach, the neighborhood would be entirely secluded from the rest of the world.
David would move to Long Island but does not want to drive 2 hours a day in his 745il to work in Brooklyn, so he lives in Manhattan Beach.
manhattan beach by Kase September 11, 2004

Manhattan Project 

The numerous attempts to rebuild something, only to be slowed down by banalities
We would have had the Brantford account all set and ready, but Bill made it into a real Manhattan Project by insisting on obscure figures from 1994.
Manhattan Project by Brian Colby November 6, 2003

Manhattan Clam Chowder Bowl 

can only happen when a woman is on her period, especially when the blood is clotting. this takes place when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina while she is on her period; the semen and blood mix together. it is completed when the woman pushes it out of her vagina.
" When Rod is finished having sex with Jill he likes to feast on her Manhattan clam chowder bowl."

manhattan jelly roll

When a group of guys all cum inside of a condom. The guy with the smallest weiner puts on the condom and fucks a chick in the ass.
jay daddy loved that manhattan jelly roll in her ass

Manhattan College 

A private catholic college located in the northwest part of the Bronx known as Riverdale, which is mainly compromised of Jews. Students are predominantly white, except for the basketball players and are famous for their drunkenness and female drama queens. Mainly know for it's engineering school, there is often competition between the engineers and the other majors because the engineers are jealous they can't have any fun. Food is terrible and most of the cafeteria workers are ex-convicts hired so the school can get a tax break. Where the school lacks in minorities the teaching staff makes up for it (good luck finding a professor that speaks English). Security is sadly retarded and as in the case of the cafe workers, are also ex-cons. Don’t expect a good job once you’re out but weird faces when you answer the question “where’d you go to school?” from potential employers. The average John D. wears a popped collar and acts like a metrosexual. Overall it’s a good place if you can drink massive amounts of natural light.
Look another drunk Irish getting off at 242nd street, must be going to Manhattan College.
Manhattan College by Tron Stevens September 26, 2005

Manhattan Break 

When one stops working, say at one's machinist job or in their studio, makes a Manhattan cocktail, and proceeds to drink it before returning to work. Variations include drinking the Manhattan with a friend, in a small group, or while staring out the window.
person 1: Oh shit, let's go down to Shawn's studio, it's about time he took a Manhattan Break.
person 2: ofuckyeah, he makes his own sweet vermouth and it's the shit.
person 1: cool let's go.
Manhattan Break by wren dawneshec September 24, 2011