chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

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Malte

malte is a very tall boy with fluffy hair,He always looks super Stylish with his stets mega bunten trainingsjackets! He Loves it to Play kendama and drink a trinken out of a glassbottle because ih Plastikflaschen. He is very hot and talented and he has a very cute smile! malte has very nice hands and everyone wants to hold them!! he looks very Kuschelbar and U want to cuddle If U See him. He is such an Inspiration!!! If you have a malte in your Life Then never drop him!

omg who is that hot boy!?... THATS Malte!💜🏁

by deinSternundso November 20, 2021

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Malte

Malte ist ein dummer spast lol

Malte ist immernoch ein dummer spast lol

by Abdiii007 November 23, 2021

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Malte

An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.

-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!

-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..

by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020

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Malte

A very cute and submissive little femboy who just wants to get pinned down and dominated. Very useful when the group goon rat is past its expiration date.

"Shush Malte, I'm in charge now."

by Torstis May 21, 2025

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