Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
by chamegachell May 02, 2021
Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!
OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020
Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 04, 2023
The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025
The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025