malding

who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?

Hasan is malding?

by ajspetraccoon March 26, 2022

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Malding

Noah Bowlds

Noah is "malding" as always

by Zeke50 December 4, 2023

Mald

A term that Twitch users often use, it stands for "mad and bad".

Who made Nick Martino mald so hard, sadge, smh, baka, qweef, fetishes? Amirite?

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

by Ralsei <3 November 12, 2021