Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Mace Girl

The strident, aggressive pointy elbowed women that appear on FOX who act like they would just as soon mace you as give you the time of day.

Mace girl Malkin was seen out on the street gassing protesters.

by manniesalado April 18, 2013

Andy Maces

A gay 15 year old kid who likes to shove big long bananas up his juicy ass

Andy maces please stop licking my cock

by FatCockLover82 August 12, 2021

Mace

The official and best ship name(other then “kaydon”ofc)

“Mace is a weapon”trying to ignore the fact that this is happening and btw it was said by Jace (a member of the ship ‘Mace’”

by Oh hi. Sashsjxj h March 27, 2019

Empire of Mace

A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.

Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.

"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"

"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."

"Shitty."

by Emperor Mace December 14, 2008

Mace Windy

When you misspell or autocorrect F**ks up the the name of famed Jedi Master, Mace Windu from Star Wars, played by Snakes on a Plane star, Samuel L. Jackson.

(Texting)

Guy 1: Who is your favorite Jedi from Star Wars?

Guy 2: I really love Mace Windy, the one with the purple lightsaber, Samuel L Jackson plays him so well
Guy 1: Did you mean Mace Windu?
Guy 2: Darn you autocorrect

by Y u need to look at username? August 9, 2022