Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022

i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

i--- is the ninth letter and the third vowel letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide. Its name in English
see - perceive with the eyes; discern visually.
who- what or which person or people.
you-used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
"are you listening?"
are-second person singular present and first, second, third person plural present of be.

my-belonging to or associated with the speaker.
enemy-a person who is actively opposed or hostile to someone or something.

i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

by w suit November 14, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Bitch Doin Coke at My Grandma’s in My Dreams

What the girl you’re dating does

“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams”

by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021