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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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are you stroking my cock

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024
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Keck On my cock

Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth
by Djruffglove September 14, 2018
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017
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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
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