A domesticated hybrid animal that is infertile. Often found on the Xbox or wetting themselves over the dutch football team, Muels are world renown for there stubborn attitudes and love of Grass.
"Muel why didn't you stay at training?"
"I don't care what you think!"
"Thats it Muel pain time"
(sounds of a muel getting smashed0
"I don't care what you think!"
"Thats it Muel pain time"
(sounds of a muel getting smashed0
by mueltruth October 27, 2008
Get the Muel mug.April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.
by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 10, 2020
Get the Kick a Muel Day mug.A form of jug head martial arts/logic that is based off of five levels practiced in the lair. This form of martial arts is not to be confused with Muay Thai. The basic stance is bent knees with feet parallel to each other, while your fists are no higher then the bottom of the chin. This form of martial arts/logic was created during a training session.
by Russy D. August 18, 2009
Get the muee thai mug.Straightening your body like a board while sitting in a chair, then proceeding to swirl a straw in your belly button with your eyes closed and facial expression of pleasure during church service.
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Get the muertitos patos mug.A small, city in Cooke County Texas with a population of 1544. Know for events such as Germanfest, Octoberfest, and a meat market,Fischer’s Meat Market. Home of Drew Springer.
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El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…
Waffles.
If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…
Waffles.
If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
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