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Moldy Nut Special

When someone licks and sucks the nuts that are dirty and have been unshaven for quite some time while jherkin the gherkin.
Ben - "I haven't shaved or washed my nutsack in such a long time..."

Brian - "Maybe your woman will finally give you a moldy nut special!"
by Danigans July 19, 2010
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Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.
There's some in your crack.......
by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005
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Moldy cocktail stick

It means a purple cock or a dick with a disease
Ewww did u see the pic of Jamie's moldy cocktail stick !!!
by Xoxo_alex February 14, 2017
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Mr. Moldy Moss Man

A nickname for someone who is really cool. Though it may seem like an insult to others who are unaware, you can use it to show your appreciation for someone. And no, this has nothing to do with "Moss Man". Despite the MR at the start of it, this term is gender neutral.
Person A: hey do you want to go to the beach tomorrow
Person B: yeah that sounds great, as long as I can invite 'Mr. Moldy Moss Man'
by Pigeon of the Rain October 29, 2021
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a bag of old and moldy ass

This is a person who drank way too much the night before.
"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"
by hawnasay December 12, 2006
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you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021
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moldy mousetrap

a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off
Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!

You:Run AWAY!!!
by SDI Clover April 15, 2010
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