Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.
Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.
by Not1055 June 04, 2019
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Miracle Ho

When you're at a club, meet someone in the last hour of the club being open, then end up sleeping with her.
"Dude, I found a Miracle Ho at 1:15 AM when that girl you saw me with bolted early... I told you it was my night!"
by 360 Mafia September 01, 2008
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miracle run

Used to describe the entire journey of an underdog person/team, who won a tournament/competition.
Person 1: Did you see DRX's miracle run at Worlds 2022?
Person 2: Yeah, they defeated T1 in the grand finals and won the whole thing.
by Kusadaaa November 21, 2022
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Apex Miracle

> the state of popping off in Apex Legends within a limited amount of time to play
"Alright, one quick game before I have to leave. Time for an Apex Miracle"

proceeds to drop a 20 bomb
by SweatyWraith April 05, 2022
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Apex Miracle

An Apex Miracle is the weird situation of getting really good and winnable matches in Apex Legends upon playing within a limited amount of time. (For instance, you need to go to a party in like 1 hour and got time for like 2 games)

Playing with nearly unlimited time on the other hand will let you end up in matches with weird behaving teammates and unfairly strong oponents.
P1: *arriving at friends house*
P2: Hey man, how are you doing?
P1: Nice man, at home i just got an Apex Miracle!
by Tsoddy April 05, 2022
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Miracle Slap

While a man is receiving a blow job he nuts in the air and slaps the nut into the face of the person performing the blow job.
I gave that chick a wicked miracle slap last night.
by Dogmatic May 01, 2005
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Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
by femmefatale1990 May 09, 2009
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