Minnesota Nice

Fake, phony pretense of niceness toward someone for the purpose of avoiding confrontation or conflict but then proceeding to use sneaky, dirty, backstabbing tactics to attack the person behind their back. I grew up in other cities in the Midwest, where people were open and honest about disagreements and expressed them readily but then often remained friendly and respectful and "agreed to disagree." Here in Minnesota, where I have spent almost all of my adult life, I've never gotten used to the venomous subterfuge and lying hidden under a thick layer of phony "nice."
Until all the reports came out exposing cyclist Lance Armstrong's dark side, he had everyone convinced he was all Minnesota Nice.
by Lexicographer Luthor February 23, 2015
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University of Minnesota

A huge state University populated by Minnesotans and Midwesterners. There are many schools inside this great institution including Institute of Technology which is dorky except for the Honors group which drinks. There is also the Carlson School of Management which is full of douchbags. There is also the College of Liberal Arts which focused on history and writing and things like that. It is really cold at the University of Minnesota so bring a jacket. Also there are some really smart people at this school so watch out, they'll set the curve.
by Marxmywords November 22, 2005
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Austin Minnesota

A town in Southern Minnesota where All of your hopes and dreams go to die to be replaced with a lifelong job at the glorious hormel foods plant
Oh you’re gooding to austin minnesota this weekend? I would stay away from all the crackheads.
by Bing bing bong January 18, 2018
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Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.
Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012
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minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.
Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.
by OfficerJohn September 07, 2017
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[Minnesota] Block

The phenomenon that occurs on a freeway when two oblivious Minnesotan drivers, drive at the same speed so everyone behind them are unable to pass. Usually occurs at 10 mph below the posted speed limit. Often results in swearing, and the desire to pass on the shoulder or rear end the ass hole.
I would have gotten here sooner but I ran into a Minnesota Block on 35W. They were going 45 in a 65!
by luckylu77 December 06, 2008
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Minnesota Mascara

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)
She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara
by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015
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