Midstool

The act of loving something/someone so much that you would be willing to kiss their ass midstool. half way through a shit.

if rebekah ever wanted midstooling, i'd be more than happy to do it.

by GAZ:) April 2, 2009

midsy

A filthy hoe

Oh shit its Midsy

by Tipsy_Midsy September 22, 2020

midsy

A hoe, that simps for big murder men

Ah fuck its midsy

by Tipsy_Midsy September 22, 2020

midshit

A dickriding vertically-challanged stalker who roams the depths of western Cranston, leeching information from his elders and contridicting himself.

Midshit: HEY SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lare: Damn, that kid is such a midshit.

by Lare Short May 5, 2004

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

Lay Some Midstream

A term used primarily by pipe swingers in the oil and gas industry to describe laying pipe in hard bodies

I laid some serious midstream on some weathered talent and her roomate last night.

Did you lay some midstream last night on that girl from the bar?

by tbiddy87 July 7, 2010

midshipman

The act of taking a dump in a urinal.

I really had to blast one out, but all of the stalls were occupied, so I had to drop a midshipman.

by Brichard Schuemacher November 14, 2005