Skip to main content

Mega Carrot

its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW
Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!
by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017
mugGet the Mega Carrot mug.

Mega nut in her

When mega man has his blaster on full blast in her ass
I was playing mega man and on the last boss until He Mega nut in her
by Fucking read it June 4, 2018
mugGet the Mega nut in her mug.
Related Words

mega oOf

the biggest of the oOfs, a mega oOf
Person 1: Man, I locked my keys in my car and now I have to call an Uber.

Person 2: That sounds like a mega oOf!
by music is fun to listen to February 10, 2019
mugGet the mega oOf mug.

Mega-spread

The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe
Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.
by Dirtykev3216 April 7, 2019
mugGet the Mega-spread mug.

mega drop

Same as a Mic Drop but done to authorities figures.
It refers to a megaphone.
And it's mostly metaphorical.
Punk'd Churchill was a huge mega drop!
by terminal1 July 23, 2020
mugGet the mega drop mug.

mega roehl

The cleavage of two fat rolls (roehls) often mistaken for the vagina when having intercourse with an overweight female (fat girl). In situations where the female has one or more mega roehls, the best way to avoid the mega roehl is to throw flour on her and find the wet spot. Although mega roehls have a fair amount of moisture, frumunda, and stank, it is usually sealed by the exterior Mega roehl (mega roll). Therefore, the odds increase the vagina will be the most distinguishable wet spot. If you're lucky or experienced at hogging.
It felt so good until I realized I was fucking in between her fat rolls and not her actual pussy. Beware the Mega Roehl!
mugGet the mega roehl mug.

mega loaft

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting
I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame
by megaloafter September 11, 2009
mugGet the mega loaft mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email