Meezel

Someone that’s pure bollocks. Also can be the one thats mit is getting skeezed.

Yo birchmen, heard you got your meezel skeezed pal.

by Bollocks&Arsimus April 23, 2022

meneer bos(ak flavour)

a teacher that seems to love teaching a little to much, so much he forgets to actually teach! somehow..

hey who is your ak teacher?
meneer bos(ak flavour).
oh

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 17, 2022

The Meeseeks Paradox

A very recent form of paradox based on the character from Rick and Morty named Mr. Meeseeks
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.

Chris: You know bullyhunters right?
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox

by That Scooter kid you hate July 25, 2020

melee

me-lee (may-lay)

1- a close-range attack, sometimes hand to hand but usually with the butt of a weapon.

2- The second "Super Smash Bros" game.

3- An awesome word to shout out when tension is particularly high, the goal being to instigate a fight.

1-Simmons:"Dude, you just melee'd that guy in the back of his head! he never saw it coming!"
Sarge:"Pwned."

2-Steve:"Hey man, you want to play some Melee?"
Todd:"No way man, I've got Brawl. Melee is so last-gen."

3-Jack:"So, how do we decide who gets the last cookie?"
Phil:"Melee!"

by The BXRabbit January 13, 2009

Melee in Motown

a gigantic brawl that erupted between the indiana pacers basketball team and fans of the detroit pistons on november 19 2004 after ron artest fouled ben wallace. wallace pushed artest, who landed on the broadcast table and had aa cup of beer thrown on him. this led to many pacers players going into the stands to fight fans. the situation quickly deteriorated into one of the most disgusting displays of stupidity ever put on

Guy 1: Dude, that fight last night was nothing compared to the Melee in Motown!
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're right.

by tyrone biggums November 20, 2004

meepers

A word invoking thoughts of soul fucking, kittens, any verb, or anything making little to no sense. Meepers can replace any word and serve any function in any language. Generally the user is a human serving little to no function in society.

"I meepered her last night."
"I have to change the meepers, they're getting moldy."
"Meepers Meepers Meepers"

by meepers ahoy November 18, 2007

meemees

This word stems from a Mexican endearment which is used to define 3 things as follows:

1. a baby bottle
2. a baby blanket
3. to sleep

Definition #3 is used more frequently for this word.

I need to get to meemees.
Have a good meemees, AKA!
Oh man...I need to get to meemeeslandia, I'm tired.

by mierduka August 4, 2007