Meaty mixer

When you spit in someone’s asshole and then stick your penis in it raw

Bro! Derek meaty mixered me at that party last night! Now my ass hurts!

by Meatymixer June 19, 2022

Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."

Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 4, 2010

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

meaty thighs

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

by cheese cheese cheese March 6, 2009

Meaty Wanga

Very large penis

He has a meaty wanga

by meaty schlonger February 24, 2010

Meaty Cherry

When the penis is so inflamed from S.T.D's that it is able to fit peices of meat inside of it. Later when urinating it out the build up forces the skin to rip turning the meat into a cherry sized mass which is all bloody.

Oh man I totally just meaty cherry'd all over!

by GigglyBondage July 2, 2010