McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

mcdonalds

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

McDonald's

Because you only have four dollars

I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.

by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017

McDonalds

Fake Food in Cardboard boxes

McDonalds bud da BA BA I've gotta shit

by Rubberduck15 May 18, 2017

Mcdonalds

the place you got to die of obesity.

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.

by CupSouls November 17, 2017

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018