Sharon, Massachusetts

place where 99 out of 100 people are Jewish. Bar Mitzvahs are abundant and everyone walks on Saturdays except for the 1%.

"Dude, this temple has almost as many Jews as Sharon, Massachusetts"

by Floppers McPloppers May 30, 2009

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

wtw mass

an instagram page dedicated to massachusetts and all of the crazy shit that happens in the state; has created some of the best content i’ve seen; it has beat instagram at its own game

no one on wtw mass knows what uxbridge is, and i don’t either

by justanothermasshole December 5, 2018

Nickle Massage

A better name of the horrible, horrible 'musician', nicki minaj.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that song 'Bottom's Up'?"

Guy 2: "Unfortunately... Why are you asking?"

Guy 1: "Because I've heard that the girl rapping, Nickle Massage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Do you get a happy ending?"

Guy 1: "DUH! Just look at her!"

by Nonetheless June 22, 2011

Massabait

A young male subordinate likely to lure out closet cases.

"Young Cyril is going to be pure massabait to those horny old senators...."

by illiterati69 March 10, 2010

brown massacre

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.

If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.

by rockstarchris June 21, 2007

Massahugetits

1.(n). A nickname for Massachusetts.
Used mostly by people that dislike Massachusetts.
Only people from Massachusetts should use this term (usually)

2.(n). Girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
(adj). Used to describe girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.

1.) "omg. this state sucks wicked bad. i can't wait to leave massahugetits. aha"


2.) Guy 1: "oh man! You hear/see that girl?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! she had a thick Boston accent. and did you see that rack?!"
Guy 1: "haha total Massahugetits."

by Chelsea Challenge March 8, 2009