malia

celia + max

easy peasy

omg malia is so cute 🥺

by test tickles June 4, 2020

Malias

In the California prison system you get three days when you first arrive that you do not have to take part in the in the mandatory workout regiment that your race requires. These days are meant for you to recover from your drug use on the street.

Inmate X- Hey homie, you do your routina today?

New Booty- Not today perro, I just landed yesterday.

Inmate X- Orale, you're still on your Malias... Spensa

by LocN9ne April 2, 2023

Malia

Pronounced MAH-LEE-YAH malia is a girl who acts very shy and lets you know about any issues or problems she is facing constantly usually can't go without a boyfriend for 5 months and even when she says she is taking a break from dating she will have a new one in about 2 months. Malias are usually not a very trustworthy type of people but if you find that is honest you have found a very rare specimen.

(person 1) guess what

(person 2) what
(person 1) Malia has a new boyfriend

(person 2) you're joking
(person 1) nup

(person 2) jesus me what a slut

by Lover of Males January 15, 2022

Malia tia

Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)

Girl 1: that person is so mouth drooling
Girl 2: that must be a malia tia

by Hejejejdne December 1, 2020

Malia

Every girl named Malia is obsessed with berries and cream and looks like a rat <33

"Girl that likes berries and cream and looks like a rat walks by"
Haneyy: Hey! is your name Malia?!
Malia: Uhm, yes. How did you know?!!
Haneyy: Urban dictionary

by BAAAYYBAAYYY November 11, 2021