madonna-whore complex

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.
by JESSICA February 24, 2004
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Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
by B:ss February 14, 2010
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haqq al madonna

Used as an expression to show anger, usually when something bad happens, or in a fight OR when surprised. Literally translated it means "Fuck the Virgin Mary" and is used alot in the maltese language.
i) You're walking on Sliema front relaxx and you step in a pile of dog shit: "haqq al madonna min iz- zobb foxx il- liba ommu halla l kelb jahra hawn??" - "Fuck the Virgin Mary who the penis fuck his sperm mother let his dog shit here??"
ii) You see an old woman get hit by an angry Arriva driver: "Il haqq al madonna kif tajjarha!" - "Fuck the Virgin mary how he sent her flying!"
by Tikiiiii October 18, 2011
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madonna poster

a subtle hint to something, mainly referring to someone "coming out". having a madonna poster can be seen as a boy hinting to his parents that he's gay.
Alex was wearing pink TOMS. That is his Madonna Poster
by asexualality November 09, 2010
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mannaggia alla madonna

This is a typical italian exclamation used when people are surprised, angry, scaried, and similiar.
Mannaggia alla madonna, mi hai fatto cagare sotto!
Damn, man, you scared me!

Quella zoccola mi ha messo 5 emmezzo, mannaggia alla madonna
The teacher gave me a grade that isn't a passing grade and I'm a bit upset
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Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.
Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher
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Madonna-Whore Complex

The tendency for men to not be able to integrate the "dualisms" of women. Though EACH and EVERY female IS in fact fully capable of BOTH, it appears man's greatest challenge is to resolve them both in the same woman, thus these two aspects of the female must be relegated into two very separate and distinct categories--one or the other, black or white, Madonna or Whore. It's a shame men can't just accept that both are available to them in the same woman.
She's a Madonna, and a Whore. This introduces a complex dilemma. Madonna-Whore Complex.
by KatieCoolLady July 16, 2009
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