Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

Mach Honda

A high speed in America, triple digits in the customary system. When a regular car hits 100 miles per hour.

Driver: *is speeding* "That's Mach Honda."
Passenger: "What?"
Driver: "105. 110. 115."
Passenger: "We're gonna fucking die."

by lilsisterfigure on IG June 10, 2022

mach

Super cool, quickly, smart and effectively.

1. Yo man! Do it 'mach'.
2. Well done Paul, you're doing it again! Smart move, it was so 'mach'!
3. It was too complicated for us. Only he knew how to do it 'mach'.

by fronezik June 10, 2024

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

Mach faggot

One who quickly becomes gay , unpronounced gayness , 100% faggot

Who would have thought he was mach faggot

by Kingman13 July 25, 2016

mach kernel

Mach is a kernel developed at Carnegie Mellon University to support operating system research, primarily distributed and parallel computing. Mach is often mentioned as one of the earliest examples of a microkernel. However, not all versions of Mach are microkernels. Mach's derivatives are the basis of the operating system kernel in GNU Hurd and of Apple's XNU kernel used in macOS, iOS, iPadOS, tvOS, and watchOS.

The macOS operating system uses the Mach Kernel microkernel as its kernel

by linusfan January 23, 2020

Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024