losing my days

To be losing track of time

It’s nearly Friday! I’m losing my days!

by AnonymousFun February 15, 2018

Losing My Linguine

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 9, 2018

losing full

Absolutely wanting to end your life due to something that has brought you to discomfort.

"I was losing full when he kept killing me over and over again in call of duty"

by AnalFucker3000 June 5, 2022

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

No Losing

A verbal testament to a mindset of winning in every aspect of life. #NoLosing

My New Year's resolution is No Losing!

I'm deciding today to be a winner, which means there will be No Losing!

I'm not losing anymore!

I came to win! #NoLosing!

by NoLosing.com December 18, 2012

anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019