ars longa, vita brevis

latin aphorism literally translating to "art is long, life is short" but implying that art takes a long time and we only have a short time to make it.

but to non-latin speakers (everyone), it evokes "big ass, short life" which is a controversial claim.

X: "hey Z, you're hogging two seats!"
Y: "yeah man, that's gross. ars longa, vita brevis, bro. have fun dying young."

by cavador June 19, 2022

elizabeth longardner

Elizabeth is a kind,Talented, sweet, smart, hardworking,beautiful girl that is very athletic. She often gets down on herself and gets emotional. Shes a great friend and any guy will be luck to have her. She is also amazing at sports and can't cook if her life depended on it. Lol

Did you know Elizabeth Longardner got 20 points at the basketball game last night?

I know! She dropped so many threes.....

by KobeBryant240 November 24, 2022

longcake

Longcake....a big man with a very very small appendage.

Look at the size of his hands,he must have a big penis.No he's a Longcake.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

Longagazing

The desire to lay next to someone you love and talk about whatever comes to mind while gazing with a blank mind.

Sometimes i terribly miss longagazing like we used to.

by gapsinspace November 22, 2014

Longhair

Longhair

I a big time lakers fan with longhair also known as a scrub.

by Batlonghair February 6, 2019

Longhammer

A trusty tool that helps ordinary men do extraordinary things

With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch

by Megantron August 9, 2010

longasm

An orgasm produced by sexual intercouse that is extremely long.

"Oh my god Alex! That was a longasm!!"
"I'm longasming!"

by heypsherman November 22, 2014