An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.
Noun:
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
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Dolan: Why.
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GB: I just bought a longboard.
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GB: yep
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Dolan : no
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A common username that insecure people use and would be embarrassed if anyone not in a friend group (For example, a friend's dad) would say the username
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