Liver Attack

noun.

1) when livers randomly attack their owners.

2) a sudden failure of the liver

a)less severe than a heart attack, but can still kill you

1) I was walking down the street, and then this liver popped out at me. It was such a liver attack.
2) I was laughing so hard, I had a liver attack!

by Sister Wife February 28, 2011

Dutch liver

A liver you split with your alcoholic dad later in life.

Well, my dad is 63 and still kicking, only a little yellow now that we've got the Dutch liver going on.

by mydearwhatson December 23, 2010

Liver Bat

A penis that is large enough to hit her in the guts.

1. Mandingo
2. She can't get enough of this liver bat.

by UpliftedMoFo April 29, 2010

go liver

girl who gives head

she's a go liver!

by D October 22, 2003

raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.

When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

liver failure

Is what you get if you drink the moose juice recipe that contains 1/3 RUBBING ALCOHOL. BLINDNESS IS ANOTHER LIKELY SIDE EFFECT.

he has liver failure from drinking the moose juice recipe he found on urbandictionary.com

by mikebrinn July 06, 2006

liver lips

Gigantic lips that flop in the wind.

DAG! Mic Jaggers lips are so big, even black people say he's got "liver lips"!

by Greggy Dee February 11, 2003