lint mint

The lonely leftover Altoid or Lifesaver you find in your pocket, between the small coins and the not-yet-quite-used Kleenex.

"Do you have a gum for me?" - "Sorry, no... but I can offer you a lint mint!"

by putthegerminGermany May 7, 2014

boob lint

Lint remaining under the folds of female breasts

After removing her bra, there was a large amount of boob lint under the folds of her sagging breasts

by Twoteamcoach August 29, 2014

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Lint Whore

1. Someone who performs sexual favors for whatever you are able to pay, i.e., the lint in your pocket.
2. Someone who will perform a dare for the attention, masking it by demanding something in return, even if it's almost nothing.

"She offered me a blowjob for $3.50 because it was all I had. What a lint whore."
"Bob took the <insert latest social media challenge> because I gave him a dollar to do it."

by Plumface-sama May 12, 2015

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 28, 2017

lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.

"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"

by )2629326( May 19, 2017

lint looker

Someone so damn picky that they will look for lint on your clothes.

That damn Lint Looker. He can judge how you dress when he 's got damn holes in his underwear hanging out. She is so upity, she's nothing but a lint looker (trying to find something wrong with someone else.

by slawdawg February 20, 2017