Lick and a Promise

This is originally London slang and quite an old expression; its first recorded use is in 1838 in an English newspaper (The Era) where it was used to describe a uninterested or half-assed attempt at any sort of task or job. Gradually its use changed until, by the time The Era closed in 1939, it was used and still is used to describe a perfunctory wash, less thorough that even HF-AGBA, a BBA or an airplane bath.

Malcolm’s really stinking this morning, I don’t think he even bothered with a lick and a promise.

by AKACroatalin September 9, 2016

Lick Lick Lick My Balls

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty

Lick Lick Lick My Balls you little bitch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Lick Back

Getting your revenge because someone did you wrong.

“My boyfriend cheated on me so..i got my LICK BACK!”

by Ange111 September 18, 2021

Lickbone

1. A person that can or does lick penis.
2. A person who is completely stupid in thier actions or intelligence level.
3. An individual that can't see past their own idiocracy.
4. Barry Soetoro.
5. A licker of the bone.
6. A communist or socialist.

Yet again Berry and his agenda lickboned it up.
Damn that guy is such a lickbone.

by DeezNutsOnYourChin October 25, 2015

piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss

You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!

by Fukaface! October 14, 2011

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster

Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running

by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007