by sctso October 29, 2003

by rkevins82 May 17, 2005

Hilarious - Really Funny
Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.
2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."
Person 2: "Lettuce!"
2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."
Person 2: "Lettuce!"
by Brainbarf August 26, 2013

by Akiray December 30, 2011

by Joey February 15, 2005

by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."
"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."
"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."
"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."
"Wow."
"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."
"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."
"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."
"Wow."
by The Strut October 25, 2004
